Anyway, I really didn't know what to write about, but I felt like I should at least write something. I have been surfing MLIA and have found some really good ones lately. So I will post them on here. Because I have no talent of my own for writing. Here you go. Enjoy!
"Today I made peanut butter cookies with a recipe that said it would make 36 cookies. I made 37. MLIA."
"Today, I thought it would be fun to wear my Hydrogen shirt to science class. Much to my surprise, the science teacher was wearing the same thing. We bonded. MLIA."
"Today, in Science class my teacher asked us what we thought of when we heard the word "evolution". I thought of Pokemon, but I didn't say anything. MLIA."
"Today, I renamed my iPod "This ship" just for the pleasure of seeing the phrase "This ship is syncing"... MLIA."
"Today I ate a Tootsie Pop. It took 473 licks to get to the Tootsie Roll center. You're welcome, world. MLIA."
"Today, I was proposed to through MLIA. I said yes. MLIA."
"Today, my boss passed me in the hall at work and asked me "Do you have a sec?". I was trying to be flippant and replied "I have tons of secs". We both pretended I didn't say that. MLIA."
"Today, I filled a Windex bottle with blue Gatorade. I then sprayed it into my mouth in front of my mother. She began to panic and scream and get hysterical. I thought it was funny. She didn't. MLIA."
"Today, I was in a store pretending to be a mannequin. I saw a little girl running around as her mom tried to leave, yelling, "I haven't said goodbye to everyone!" She proceeded to run down the line of mannequins, hugging them all. When she got to me, I hugged her back. I've never heard anyone scream so hard. MLIA."
Well, that was fun. Rave, maybe?
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